Showing posts with label stop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stop. Show all posts

Making smoked foods Mock bacon

Im not really sure how to make bacon, but I can now smoke stuff, and bacon is smoked pork, so I should be able to get it half right at least.

Hope I dont die!

Actually Ive read a lot of safety info, and it seems I can cold smoke stuff at dangerous, bacteria breeding temperatures for less than four hours, without killing myself.

I think.

Dont try this at home.

Ahgggeh...

Go on.

Youll be fine.

Ahgggeh isnt a word in Australia or anything. Thats just the sound I made.

I type it as I hear it. And I hear it as I say it.

I have no idea what Im talking about.

So...

I brined two completely different looking cuts of pork that both claimed to be pork belly.

I added around a 1/2 cup of sea salt, and a half cup of brown(ish) sugar, to a squirt of honey, and some fresh ground black pepper. I also threw in three bay leaves, and Im pretty sure there was something else as well.

Its late here.

And the people next door have had enough smoke for the day so Im about to retrieve my smoked stuff.

It looks kind of pallid.

But it has an interesting scent, that might be a little promising.

Whatever happens, this will not be the kind of bacon-like substance that you might be able to put in your cellar for a few weeks. This will be the kind of thing Ill be freezing, then making sure I cook it.

A lot.

Before eating.

Which is fine by me, because I think bacon should be crunchy.

I also smoked some jalapeƱos in there.

Im off to retrieve it all now.

Ill let you know if it kills me.





 



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Thinking Stop signs and DNA


If you sail a cardboard crucifix so that the long bit is the front, over the heads of some laboratory hatched goose chicks that have never met an adult goose, they cry out for food because the think it  looks like their mum.

If you fly the same cardboard crucifix so the short bit is the front (so it looks like a hawk) the same chicks huddle down quietly in fear.

Thats some pretty amazing hard-wired stuff in there.

I wonder how long it would take to ... say... get a hard wired DNA based response to an english  word?

For example the word "Stop" on a stop sign.

This test might seem a little unconventional, but bear/bare with me...

As an experiment, make a device that crashes a truck into people if they dont pay attention to a stop sign.

Thats it really.

I find them really annoying.


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